Episode 162- For Old Time's Sake. Dave and Paul welcome Mike back on the Porch for this week's Christmas wrap-up and countdown to the death of 2016. Enjoy!

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Episode 161- It Is Christmastime Dammit. Paul has been keeping elf hours and Dave has been hunkering down and catching all the Christmas movies. Enjoy that, a shout out to a new cool product, and a new segment "Old Guy Rants".  Enjoy!

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Episode 160- He knew dirt when it was rocks. Dave turns 60, then really pale, then really red, then really mad, then really happy all on this week's episode!  Enjoy!

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Episode 159- Ho ho ho noooo. Dave and Paul were actually busy this weekend, and then things get out of hand. We love juice! Enjoy!

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Episode 158- Trip-2-Fan. Dave and Paul just wrapped up the Thanksgiving weekend and are coming out of their turkey-induced comas. They catch each other up, shoot birds everywhere and try to navigate past the loco-coco on the stairs all on this week's episode.  Enjoy!

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Episode 157- Gold Plated Goodies. Oh, the places you'll go! Oh the stories you'll hear. Oh, what strange occurrences happen down below! And an inflatable cat. Enjoy!

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Episode 156- And Done.  On the first day of Christmas Paul gets a verdict. On the second day of Christmas Dave bemoans cats and lights. On the third day of Christmas we talk about number one. and wrap with a shorter music bit. Enjoy!

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Episode 155- On the edge of the void. Join Dave and Paul on election day as they discuss leaves, mowing and holiday decorations on this action packed episode of Tales!  Enjoy!

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Episode 154- Yay, Christmas! Halloween is over so Dave needs to crank out Christmas. Paul needs to vent about cats and neighbors.  We have a live studio audience.  Enjoy!

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Episode 153- Dropping Like Flies. Paul is having a day, Dave is not having any luck. Then Glen dies. Enjoy!

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Episode 152- The Dragon Master. Dave just got back from Indy, Paul hates his cats. Paul's neighbor hates Paul's cats. Paul hates his neighbor. This is all very cyclical. Enjoy!

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Episode 151- That is one big kitty. Join Dave and Paul as they talk about large cats, too much then not enough gas, filling random holes and more in this week's episode. Enjoy!

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Episode 150- Live and Interrupted. Paul and Dave hit 150 episodes of the podcast and to celebrate they perform live like the monkeys they are. But as with any Tale, they are haunted by the recurring demon of teknawlogee, but muddle through. Thanks for listening to the first 150, here's the the next! Enjoy!

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Episode 149- Cats N Boobs. Dave got to wheel and deal and Paul fought the law and the law won. Plus they introduce the newest team member, Mallory. Enjoy!

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Episode 148- Happy Workday to Paul. Paul spent his birthday working, then had a whole five minutes of fun family outdoor time this weekend. Dave mowed. And chased a little tail in his backyard. Enjoy!

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Episode 147- Blame it on the rain. Join Dave and Paul on this fine Tuesday as they discuss the many ways they cleaned house, got forgetful, shot themselves in the face and make promises they SWEAR they'll keep. Enjoy!

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Episode 146- Aww Shucks.  Join Dave and Paul as they recount their exploits during Labor Day weekend. Dave gets all sudsy and slippery with his wood and Paul gets frisky with corn. Enjoy!

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Episode 145- Senility. Join Dave and Paul as they try to remember where they are and what they are doing.  It would be funny if it weren't so sad.  Enjoy!

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Episode 144- Aluminium. Join Paul and Dave as they piss on everything, including pronunciation of names, dates and facts. Enjoy!

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Episode 143- Screw Bag. Paul had a fun time playing Clooney to Dave's Pitt this weekend. Dave explored the wilds of Kansas and they both discuss the futility of diet and exercise.  Enjoy!

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Episode 142- Leg Day. Paul confronted the Wicked Witch, Dave got his life turned upside down and Paul is suffering from Leg Day. Enjoy!

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Episode 141- Strap Your Kitty Down. Paul gets a little more attention from a "concerned citizen" than he'd like.  Dave says hello to a friend and goodbye to a son. All this and some fruits and vegetables. Enjoy!

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Episode 140- Double Nubbins!! Join Paul and (eventually) Dave on this week's episode. Paul tries to bride you listeners, Dave says NO! Paul had a pool party and Dave went on a short, five year mission.  Enjoy!

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Episode 135- Not Narcolepsy. Join Dave and Paul as they discuss Father's Day and why Paul takes naps in weird places. Plus oral fixations explained and Liberty Sausages. Enjoy!

Episode 134- Steel Trap. Paul and Dave recorded this on Tuesday.  Paul posted it on Saturday. Listen to the podcast to find out why.  Plus Pluto and a week's worth of music info.  Enjoy!

Episode 133- Kitty Ali.  Join Dave and Paul after the long weekend of family stuff.  They talk about all sorts of cool things, like paying for meals, cat collars, chicken eggs and more!  Enjoy!

Episode 132- Nice Try Dave.  Yeah, like I wouldn't listen to that section where I stepped out of the office. Good one, Dave.  Ha.  Ha. Ha. -Paul

Episode 131- He's a husband. Dave an Paul are back after their one week hiatus. Dave is excited about the Indy500 and the funnels. Paul laments the dog, a new cat, and his handsy son. Plus blood types and a pop song pop quiz!  Enjoy!

Episode 130- Pecker On My D.  Paul had a good Mother's Day, Dave got all excited about the weather.  They both have a thing for Shel Silverstein. Enjoy!

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Episode 129- Fondling Balls.  Dave has a fun night with the neighbor involving balls and sticks. Paul breaks into a car and gets yelled at by an old person.  Enjoy!

Episode 128- Spaghetti Bed.  Paul and Dave have had a busy week since last they met. Spaghetti beds, bounce houses, birthdays, improvs, death and baldness. Check it all out on this episode!  Enjoy!

Episode 127- Green Thumbs Up. Join Dave and Paul as Dave explores his female religious side and Paul wins the battle against the Tax Man. Plus going for a "greener" lawn and cheedle.  Enjoy! 

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Episode 126- Music Machines.  Paul is sick again, so Dave braved it and still managed to record an episode. Listen to Paul wheeze his way through an adventurous weekend while Dave pines about his lack thereof. Plus a lot of music talk. Enjoy!

Episode 125- Jethro Tesla.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about what's new.  Paul is seeing old people (not just Dave) and drank the new wave kool-aid. Dave went back home and had all sorts of adventures. Enjoy!

Episode 124- A Dog's Life. Dave and Paul discuss Easter Weekend and introduce the completed Tales Action Figures! Plus spider webs, Rolling Stones and more!  Enjoy!

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Episode 123- Ronald Gass.  Paul's grandfather-in-law passed this last week so Paul pays tribute to a good man. Plus Dave talks about cats, awkward dinner and getting physical. Enjoy! 

Episode 122- New Digs.  The guys are finally in the new studio and to commemorate they are now recording video versions of the podcast that can be viewed on youtube as well as on the website. Dave misses out on becoming a big shot. Enjoy!

Episode 121- GTD.  Paul had a busy weekend, Dave had a fun weekend. The episode takes many turns but ends with a super P.  Enjoy!

Episode 120- Freefallin.  Paul has more technical difficulties.  But he got new windows.  And a good story.  Dave is trying his best to butch up his "man cave".  And we try a listener submitted foodstuff in a new segment of Will They Eat It?  Enjoy!

Episode 119- Vomit Cat. Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the hottest fad in salsa delivery and kitty cat starbursts.  Also caskets and this day in music.  Enjoy!

Episode 118- OK, Mallory.  Paul is still slogging through the basement redesign. Dave started the official sad-panda-blog. (just kidding, Dave) They talk about superstitions, doobies, news, and casket humor.  Enjoy!

Episode 117- Making It Up. Dave and Paul are making progress. Or at least they think they are. Enjoy!

Episode 116- Mitten Kittens.  Dave and Paul catch up after a week off and they introduce two new segments and say goodbye to a classic.  Enjoy!

Episode 115- Push It Real Good.  Paul gets all his buttons pushed, and Daves cats really knead him...  Plus, Beneful! Enjoy!

Episode 114- A Tale of Two Kitties.  Dave got some friends. Paul likes his jellies. Pets make for an interesting week on the porch. Plus, canned sea food.  Enjoy!

Episode 113- Dave Is Cat-Calling.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the passing of Bob the cat and Dave's slow progress of moving on.  Paul gets attacked by sharts, and they try Indian snack food.  Enjoy!