Episode 209- Happy Birthday Old Man. This week Dave gets EVEN OLDER! (Can you believe it!?!) And Paul lights his crotch on fire, so same-ole, same-ole. Enjoy.

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(Recorded 12-12-17)

Episode 208- Do Not Give It To Me. Dave is man-sick so we have Tyler stepping in as a replacement. We talk the holidays. We introduce the twitch stream to the live podcast. Enjoy!

Episode 206- Gobble It Up. Turkey Day looms and Paul and Dave discuss the joys of the holiday. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 11-21-17)

Episode 205- Things that should not be said aloud. Paul and Dave discuss the things not to be discussed. Enjoy!

Episode 204- Novembrrr. Winter came a little early, and Christmas is right around the corner. Paul deals with a drip, Dave admits he's got a girlfriend, and we all learn what it means to testify. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 11-7-17)

Episode 203- Happy Halloween. Dave is late, so Paul's 3 year old son step in for a bit. Paul stabs himself, Dave's sons show him the respect he deserves, and plenty of Halloween fun. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 10-31-17)

Episode 202- A Hoarse Is A Hoarse. Paul has no voice, not that he doesn't have a lot to say, and Dave has little to say, but says it anyways. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 10-24-17)

Episode 201- Same Ole, Same Old. Paul gets his boys shot and Dave explores the city. Enjoy!

Episode 200- Episode 200. Paul and Dave hit a milestone episode and spend the time celebrating the listeners, the last four years and regaling new stories and jokes. Thanks for listening and here's the next 200! Enjoy!

Episode 199- Beef Stroganoff. Paul FINALLY gets a birthday present from Dave (TYDAVE), and Dave goes into prepper mode for the big 200. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 10-3-17)

Episode 198- Rub It, Rub It. Dave went a-christening (hurrah, hurrah!), Paul dined of the flesh of the fallen (chickens). Enjoy!

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(Recorded 9-26-17)

Episode 197- You Know What Nards Mean? Kids say the darnedest things. And Dave is back. And Paul finally made it around the sun again. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 9-19-17)

Episode 196- I ♥ Orgies. Paul got some work done, Dave stepped out, and Mike filled some shoes. That and someone hearts orgies... Enjoy

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(Recorded 9-12-17)

Episode 195- Cold-Ease. Dave is risking everyone's health by making it to this week's podcast, as he is suffering from a man-cold. Paul has been working overtime. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 9-7-17)

Episode 194-Dave Got A New Do. Dave finally returns to the fold looking like a new man. We might even give him his card back. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 8-29-17)

Episode 193- Eclipsed. Dave skipped town fearing the solar eclipse armageddon and will be back next week. So Paul had Tyler saunter over so they could fill your heads with more things you didn't know. Enjoy!

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Episode 192- Dapper Dandy Dave. Dave's new pad gets a facelift. Paul's wreck of a place is still awaiting it's own cosmetic work. Plus something about a baby... Enjoy!

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(Recorded 8-15-17)

Episode 191- Nothing but the tooth. Paul gets the crown he deserves (and not the one he wanted), and Dave is finally back from the dead. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 8-8-17)

Episode 190- House On The Rock. Paul is back from vacation, but Dave is out sick, so Tyler is stepping in again this week. They chat about livestock, family outings and another session of "Did You Know?" about Star Trek/Star Wars. Enjoy!

Episode 189- Wesley. Paul lost a friend this week and Dave has got high (low?) hopes for the future. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 7-18-17)

Episode 188- Mikey Likes It. Dave is back and so is Paul's friend Mike. They all gather around the porch to discuss pedos in Walmart and broken butt muscles. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 7-11-17)

Episode 187- I did not know that. Dave is out sick, so the Porch welcomes special guest Tyler. They discuss hail, kids and have a know-it-all-off in a new segment called "Did you know". Enjoy!

Episode 186- Swamp Tales. Paul spent time on a lake, Dave spent time behind someone he'd like to drive INTO a lake. Plus, you are blind, and the Beatles did something. Enjoy!

Episode 185- TORNADO!! Mild breezes out of the west, mixing with gentle breezes from the south creating a mix of mild precipitation and OH MY GAWD IT'S A TORNADO!!!!!  Enjoy!

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(Recorded 6-20-17)

Episode 184- Swing Low Sweet Chariot. It's summertime. It's hot, it's humid, it's buggy. So Paul puts together a campfire and Dave is digging into his new digs. Enjoy! 

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(Recorded 6-13-17)

Episode 183- And Stay Out. Dave is finally gone (into his new house) and Paul is done (for now) with his oh-so-fun neighbor. All this and How To Use A Mailbox!  Enjoy!

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(Recorded 6-6-17)

Episode 182- Memorial Daze. It was a long holiday weekend and the guys celebrated with packing, moving, fire and steak. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 5-30-17)

Episode 181- Stranger Things. Dave continues to the big move, while Paul finally got to light the witch pit. All this and awkward parties and "chariot rides". Enjoy!

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(Recorded 5-23-17)

Episode 180- Big Boy Undies. Dave is dropping' like it's hot, Paul is wrapping up the witch pit. Plus poles, police, and pussycats. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 5-16-17)

Episode 179- Hot in Hurrrr. Dave is trying to skate by without sinking more into the money pit, Paul decided that breathing is for chumps. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 5-9-17)

Episode 178- Sold American. Dave sold his house and is gearing up to move out. Paul hosted a gaggle of fourth graders for a weekend of partying. Both are slowly recovering. Enjoy! 

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(Recorded 5-2-17)

Episode 177- Coppers, Choppers and Crimestoppers. Paul had fun with the fuzz, Dave's house is set to go and CATS!  All not his week's Tales. Enjoy!!

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(Recorded 4-25-17)

Episode 176- Peter Cottontales. It's just past Easter. Paul mucked it all up on the fantasy front, while Dave prepped for the biggest sellout of his life. Enjoy!

Episode 175- Ain't nobody got time for that. Dave just got back from Indy and now has to sell his house. Paul is going to do his taxes before the owls come and take him away. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 4-11-17)

Episode 174- Dave's New Leaf. Dave's life is a-changing. New house, dates, and more house painting. Meanwhile, Paul is hunting down every bad driver and giving them a piece of his mind.  Enjoy!

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(Recorded 4-4-17)

Episode 173- Dating Grandpa and Overworked Toymaker. Dave is struggling to find that connection. Paul is lost in the woods. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 3-28-17)

Episode 172- Bonfire of the Enemies. Dave's finally got one on the line then decided to let it do it's own thing and hopefully it'll catch itself. Paul has a fun evening filled with fire, hotdogs, s'mores and voyeurs. Enjoy!

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Episode 171- Cat Hole. Dave is down with the sickness (and house hunting). Paul is partied out. Plus, a fan sent us something gross to try! Enjoy!

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(Recorded 3-14-17)

Episode 170- Sir James of John.  Dave seeks dating advice, Paul goes really old school, and apparently the Mevo has had enough of the two of us, on this week's episode. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 3-7-17)

Episode 169- Catmandont. Dave is in full-on purge mode and Paul had a really fancy dinner. Plus they chat cats, odd food choices and talking zebras. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 2-21-17)

Episode 168- Getting Too Old For This.  Dave is back from his choco-excursion and Paul can't get the beat right. Lots of catching up to do and Dave is in rare form with his Old Man Rants. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 2-21-17)

Episode 167- Buzz Buzz. Dave is getting ready to move it, move it.  Paul is working on top secret talk show props for a show. It has bees in it. Dave gets all old-man ranty with customer service. Enjoy!

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(Recorded 2-7-17)

Episode 166- Welcome Back, Kotter. Dave is back amongst the living and has an old, small.... issue he needs dealing with. Paul has two dads, and they discuss the need to close up the arts.  Enjoy!

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Episode 165- Ice Ice Baby.  Paul and Dave are dealing with ICEAGEDDON! So they grab their hot beverages and face it head on. Enjoy!

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Episode 164- Like a barrel on stilts.  Paul gets a wake up call from his 'lil trainer and Dave gets his sh*t together  in this week's episode. Enjoy!

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Episode 163- 2017. Paul and Dave talk about ending the year and starting the new one.  And Dave rants about "all them damn people in the way." Enjoy!

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Episode 162- For Old Time's Sake. Dave and Paul welcome Mike back on the Porch for this week's Christmas wrap-up and countdown to the death of 2016. Enjoy!

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Episode 161- It Is Christmastime Dammit. Paul has been keeping elf hours and Dave has been hunkering down and catching all the Christmas movies. Enjoy that, a shout out to a new cool product, and a new segment "Old Guy Rants".  Enjoy!

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Episode 160- He knew dirt when it was rocks. Dave turns 60, then really pale, then really red, then really mad, then really happy all on this week's episode!  Enjoy!

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Episode 159- Ho ho ho noooo. Dave and Paul were actually busy this weekend, and then things get out of hand. We love juice! Enjoy!

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Episode 158- Trip-2-Fan. Dave and Paul just wrapped up the Thanksgiving weekend and are coming out of their turkey-induced comas. They catch each other up, shoot birds everywhere and try to navigate past the loco-coco on the stairs all on this week's episode.  Enjoy!

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Episode 157- Gold Plated Goodies. Oh, the places you'll go! Oh the stories you'll hear. Oh, what strange occurrences happen down below! And an inflatable cat. Enjoy!

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Episode 156- And Done.  On the first day of Christmas Paul gets a verdict. On the second day of Christmas Dave bemoans cats and lights. On the third day of Christmas we talk about number one. and wrap with a shorter music bit. Enjoy!

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Episode 155- On the edge of the void. Join Dave and Paul on election day as they discuss leaves, mowing and holiday decorations on this action packed episode of Tales!  Enjoy!

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Episode 154- Yay, Christmas! Halloween is over so Dave needs to crank out Christmas. Paul needs to vent about cats and neighbors.  We have a live studio audience.  Enjoy!

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Episode 153- Dropping Like Flies. Paul is having a day, Dave is not having any luck. Then Glen dies. Enjoy!

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Episode 152- The Dragon Master. Dave just got back from Indy, Paul hates his cats. Paul's neighbor hates Paul's cats. Paul hates his neighbor. This is all very cyclical. Enjoy!

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Episode 151- That is one big kitty. Join Dave and Paul as they talk about large cats, too much then not enough gas, filling random holes and more in this week's episode. Enjoy!

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Episode 150- Live and Interrupted. Paul and Dave hit 150 episodes of the podcast and to celebrate they perform live like the monkeys they are. But as with any Tale, they are haunted by the recurring demon of teknawlogee, but muddle through. Thanks for listening to the first 150, here's the the next! Enjoy!

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Episode 149- Cats N Boobs. Dave got to wheel and deal and Paul fought the law and the law won. Plus they introduce the newest team member, Mallory. Enjoy!

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Episode 148- Happy Workday to Paul. Paul spent his birthday working, then had a whole five minutes of fun family outdoor time this weekend. Dave mowed. And chased a little tail in his backyard. Enjoy!

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Episode 147- Blame it on the rain. Join Dave and Paul on this fine Tuesday as they discuss the many ways they cleaned house, got forgetful, shot themselves in the face and make promises they SWEAR they'll keep. Enjoy!

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Episode 146- Aww Shucks.  Join Dave and Paul as they recount their exploits during Labor Day weekend. Dave gets all sudsy and slippery with his wood and Paul gets frisky with corn. Enjoy!

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Episode 145- Senility. Join Dave and Paul as they try to remember where they are and what they are doing.  It would be funny if it weren't so sad.  Enjoy!

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Episode 144- Aluminium. Join Paul and Dave as they piss on everything, including pronunciation of names, dates and facts. Enjoy!

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Episode 143- Screw Bag. Paul had a fun time playing Clooney to Dave's Pitt this weekend. Dave explored the wilds of Kansas and they both discuss the futility of diet and exercise.  Enjoy!

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Episode 142- Leg Day. Paul confronted the Wicked Witch, Dave got his life turned upside down and Paul is suffering from Leg Day. Enjoy!

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Episode 141- Strap Your Kitty Down. Paul gets a little more attention from a "concerned citizen" than he'd like.  Dave says hello to a friend and goodbye to a son. All this and some fruits and vegetables. Enjoy!

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Episode 140- Double Nubbins!! Join Paul and (eventually) Dave on this week's episode. Paul tries to bride you listeners, Dave says NO! Paul had a pool party and Dave went on a short, five year mission.  Enjoy!

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Episode 135- Not Narcolepsy. Join Dave and Paul as they discuss Father's Day and why Paul takes naps in weird places. Plus oral fixations explained and Liberty Sausages. Enjoy!

Episode 134- Steel Trap. Paul and Dave recorded this on Tuesday.  Paul posted it on Saturday. Listen to the podcast to find out why.  Plus Pluto and a week's worth of music info.  Enjoy!

Episode 133- Kitty Ali.  Join Dave and Paul after the long weekend of family stuff.  They talk about all sorts of cool things, like paying for meals, cat collars, chicken eggs and more!  Enjoy!

Episode 132- Nice Try Dave.  Yeah, like I wouldn't listen to that section where I stepped out of the office. Good one, Dave.  Ha.  Ha. Ha. -Paul

Episode 131- He's a husband. Dave an Paul are back after their one week hiatus. Dave is excited about the Indy500 and the funnels. Paul laments the dog, a new cat, and his handsy son. Plus blood types and a pop song pop quiz!  Enjoy!

Episode 130- Pecker On My D.  Paul had a good Mother's Day, Dave got all excited about the weather.  They both have a thing for Shel Silverstein. Enjoy!

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Episode 129- Fondling Balls.  Dave has a fun night with the neighbor involving balls and sticks. Paul breaks into a car and gets yelled at by an old person.  Enjoy!

Episode 128- Spaghetti Bed.  Paul and Dave have had a busy week since last they met. Spaghetti beds, bounce houses, birthdays, improvs, death and baldness. Check it all out on this episode!  Enjoy!

Episode 127- Green Thumbs Up. Join Dave and Paul as Dave explores his female religious side and Paul wins the battle against the Tax Man. Plus going for a "greener" lawn and cheedle.  Enjoy! 

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Episode 126- Music Machines.  Paul is sick again, so Dave braved it and still managed to record an episode. Listen to Paul wheeze his way through an adventurous weekend while Dave pines about his lack thereof. Plus a lot of music talk. Enjoy!

Episode 125- Jethro Tesla.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about what's new.  Paul is seeing old people (not just Dave) and drank the new wave kool-aid. Dave went back home and had all sorts of adventures. Enjoy!

Episode 124- A Dog's Life. Dave and Paul discuss Easter Weekend and introduce the completed Tales Action Figures! Plus spider webs, Rolling Stones and more!  Enjoy!

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Episode 123- Ronald Gass.  Paul's grandfather-in-law passed this last week so Paul pays tribute to a good man. Plus Dave talks about cats, awkward dinner and getting physical. Enjoy! 

Episode 122- New Digs.  The guys are finally in the new studio and to commemorate they are now recording video versions of the podcast that can be viewed on youtube as well as on the website. Dave misses out on becoming a big shot. Enjoy!

Episode 121- GTD.  Paul had a busy weekend, Dave had a fun weekend. The episode takes many turns but ends with a super P.  Enjoy!

Episode 120- Freefallin.  Paul has more technical difficulties.  But he got new windows.  And a good story.  Dave is trying his best to butch up his "man cave".  And we try a listener submitted foodstuff in a new segment of Will They Eat It?  Enjoy!

Episode 119- Vomit Cat. Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the hottest fad in salsa delivery and kitty cat starbursts.  Also caskets and this day in music.  Enjoy!

Episode 118- OK, Mallory.  Paul is still slogging through the basement redesign. Dave started the official sad-panda-blog. (just kidding, Dave) They talk about superstitions, doobies, news, and casket humor.  Enjoy!

Episode 117- Making It Up. Dave and Paul are making progress. Or at least they think they are. Enjoy!

Episode 116- Mitten Kittens.  Dave and Paul catch up after a week off and they introduce two new segments and say goodbye to a classic.  Enjoy!

Episode 115- Push It Real Good.  Paul gets all his buttons pushed, and Daves cats really knead him...  Plus, Beneful! Enjoy!

Episode 114- A Tale of Two Kitties.  Dave got some friends. Paul likes his jellies. Pets make for an interesting week on the porch. Plus, canned sea food.  Enjoy!

Episode 113- Dave Is Cat-Calling.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the passing of Bob the cat and Dave's slow progress of moving on.  Paul gets attacked by sharts, and they try Indian snack food.  Enjoy!

Episode 112- New Years 2015.  Join Dave and Paul as they recount Christmas and talk about New Years.  Also, bargain bin holiday snacks.  Enjoy!

Episode 111: I want a pretzel.  Dave and Paul are gearing up for the holidays and the kids and relatives are in full want mode.  Paul tries to even it out with charity and Dave rants about his least favorite holiday songs. Plus, holiday staples!  Enjoy!

Episode 110- Triangle Bushes.  Join Paul and Dave as they ponder Dave's birthday weekend, and Paul discovers a new twist on a mouse's clubhouse.  Plus, white trash dinner.  Enjoy!

Episode 109- Frosted Windows.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the true meaning of "we should do something" and Dave's new addiction. Plus: Spicy Chocolate! Enjoy!