Episode 108- Nog, nog, nog, nog.  Join Dave and Paul as they recount their Thanksgiving weekends, gear up for the holiday season, and sample holiday treats including four types of Egg Nog!  Enjoy!

Episode 107- Thanksgiving 15.  Join Dave and Paul as they catch up from their week off and discuss their holiday plans.  Also, bizarre candies.  Enjoy!

Episode 106- All Mixed Up. Join Dave and Paul this week as Dave starts to show his age and is getting confused.  Also Healthy Kids Snacks.  Enjoy!

Episode 105- Groin Orb.  Dave and Paul talk about Halloween, missteps in business and Dave's groin orb. Also: Dessert Pringles.  Enjoy!

Episode 104- I got this.  Dave can bake a mean cookie.  Paul can do his own plumbing. Sure they can. Also, MREs.  Enjoy!

Episode 103- Edukashun. Join Dave and Paul as they relay the difficulties of communication in work and school.  Also, Strange Bedfellows Foods.  Enjoy!

Episode 102- Falling.  Join Dave and Paul as Dave realizes that fall is once again upon us (it happens every year, Dave) and the return of the Walking Dead. Also, they eat fall based Russel Stover candies.  Enjoy!

Episode 101- Nuke-Con.  Paul spent the weekend manning a booth at Nuke-Con.  Dave spent the week hiding in the backroom of a thrift store.  Find out who had more fun!  Enjoy!

Episode 100- Reflections. Dave and Paul hit 100 episodes and take a moment to look back at how it all started and laugh at the beginnings.  Also, random foods from a Thai convenience store.  Enjoy!

Episode 99- Bowling.  Paul has a birthday party this weekend at a bowling alley. Dave needs to know why before going.  Also: Odd Pumpkin Spice foods.  Enjoy!

Episode 98- Eulogy.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about funerals and date nights.  Plus, Miracle Fruit!  Enjoy!

Episode 97- Laborious Day.  Dave and Paul discuss their Labor Day festivities and the further adventures of Dresden.  And SPAMS! Enjoy!

Episode 96- Neighbors.  This week, Dave and Paul are joined by Darin Kuehler, who is a new homeowner, and discuss the joys of picking your house, but not your neighbors.  And they try listener submitted food.  Enjoy!

Episode 95- What's In A Name.  Join Dave and Paul as Paul discusses naming a business without offending anyone.  Plus, they eat bugs!! Enjoy!

Episode 94- Cutting the Cord. Paul gets rid of cable and TiVo and Dave talks about his on again, off again relationship with his true love, televsion.  And the Dorito's Roulette Challenge!  Enjoy!

Episode 93- Back to School.  Join Paul and Dave as they talk around Dave's new friend and Paul's kids go back to school. And they try Polish food and Irish chips.  Enjoy!

Episode 92- Ireland.  Paul just returned from a ten day trip to the Green Isle. Dave falls asleep almost immediately listening to it.  And we try Irish sweets! Enjoy!

Episode 91- Baby Birthdays.  Paul's youngest turns 1 and the party is RIP-ROARIN'!  Then they enjoy some cactus and mincemeat. Enjoy!

Episode 90- It Doesn't Tickle.  Dave and Paul gather after the Fourth of July weekend to discuss the holiday and Dave can barely contain his excitement over Paul's story.  And they eat weird jerky.  Enjoy!

Episode 89- What's Your Name? What you can take away from this episode is that it's good that Paul and Dave say each other's names at the beginning or they would forget who they were talking to. And they eat POWER BEANS! Enjoy!

Episode 88- Father's Day 2015.  Join Dave and Paul as they talk about Father's Day and update you on the joys of fatherhood, topped with the cuisine of Great Britain.  Enjoy!

Episode 87- Sporty Kids and Feline AIDS. Paul’s cat died, and his son just couldn’t when it came to kickball. All that and the Faniciest of Feasts. Enjoy! (Recorded 6-16-15)

Episode 86- Titty Titty Bang Bang.  This week Paul recounts his adventures at Twin Peaks and how he had to scrub his eyes with rock salt afterwards.  Dave enjoyed that. Food from the Phillipines. Enjoy! (Recorded 6-9-15)

Episode 85- Comic KHAAAN!! Paul freaks Dave out with some bugs right before the podcast, then they chat about Paul's adventures at O! Comic Con.  Enjoy!

Episode 84- Memoriable Day. Join Dave and Paul as they chat about their wild and raucous Memorial Day weekend. Enjoy! (Recorded 5/26/15)

Episode 83- And THAT Is How You Party.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about recent and future gatherings.  Enjoy!

Episode 82: Unless you want the taste of man in your mouth.  Paul and Dave gather round and discuss Paul's busy schedule and food.  Stick with it till the end and listen to Dave and Paul work their way through Australian food in Will They Eat It?  The title comes from that segment and it is worth the listen.  Enjoy!

Episode 81- Snake Charmer.  Dave got all manly when he encountered a snake this week.  Take that as you will.  Enjoy!

Episode 80: Eti-cat.  Join Dave and Paul in their 80th episode where they welcome their first sponsor, Jimmy's Dressings, and discuss etiquette. Enjoy!

Episode 79- Expressionistic.  Dave used an expression Paul hadn't heard before and it sets them off on a mission to understand expressions long since past.

Episode 78: Just by a couple days... Join Paul and Dave as Paul misses a relatively big deadline.  Enjoy!

Episode 77: You Were Speeding!  Join Dave and Paul as they relate stories about travelling. Enjoy!

Episode 76- Easter.  Join Dave and Paul as they talk about Easter plans.  Well, indecisive adults, screaming children, and Easter plans.  Enjoy!

Episode 75: Captain Blackmail.  Paul and Dave discuss what happens when a client decided to see if blackmailing (or is it extortion?) someone is really as fun as it looks.  Enjoy!

Episode 74- Love Thy Neighbor.  Join Dave and Paul this week as Paul vents about receiving more interference from his pesky neighbor (not Dave).  Enjoy!

Episode 73- Baby Momma Drama.  Join Paul and Mike as they discuss their children and their inability to be affectual when Mom is around. Enjoy!

Ep72- The Realest Estate.  Join Paul, Dave and Mike as they discuss the joys of renting, bachelor pads, and homeownership. Enjoy!

Episode 71- The Mouths of Babes.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the funny things kids say and do and the situations they can get you in.  Enjoy!

Episode 70: 50 Sheds of Grey.  Join Dave and Paul as they talk about the shortcomings of men wooing ladies from a man's perspective.  Enjoy!

Episode 69: Oof, heavy.  Join Dave, Paul and guest Mike Trifillis as they discuss some pretty heavy topics.  And She-Hulk labia.  Enjoy!

Episode 68- The Worst Kind of VD.  Join Paul and Dave as they discuss the horrors of VD (i.e. Valentine's Day).  Enjoy!  

Episode 67: Blowing Your Stack.  Paul has lost his voice from anger.  Dave and Paul discuss what causes you to finally lose your sh*t and if it's cool to ever do so.  Enjoy!

Episode 66- HeeBee-GeeBee.  Join Dave and Paul as they yammer about things that give them goose pimples (or goose bumps). Enjoy! (Recorded 1/20/15)

Episode 65- In Case. Join Dave and Paul as they discuss hanging onto the past, just in case...  Enjoy!

Episode 64: John Duresky.  Join Dave and Paul with special guest John Duresky as they catch up since the New Year and more. Enjoy!

Episode 63: Wrapping up the year.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about the holidays and how they plan on finishing up the year.  Enjoy!

Episode 62: New Year's Resolution... or lack thereof.  Join Dave, Paul and special guest Mike as they discuss New Year's Resolutions, or the fact that they don't make them.  Enjoy!

Episode 61: Christmas.  Paul and Dave discuss Christmas-y things and stuff.  Enjoy!

Episode 60: Surprises.  Join Paul and Dave as they discuss surprises. (Please note that the end 30 seconds got speeded up.  Not sure how, but hey, you've come to expect technical difficulties from us.)  Enjoy!

Episode 59: The Price of Air.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss the things in life that should be free, yet people are bilking you for them.  Enjoy!

Episode 58: Thanksgiving.  Join Dave, Paul and Maggie as they recount traditions in this Thanksgiving episode.  Enjoy!

Episode 57: Gift Giving.  Join Dave and Paul as they gear up for the holiday season and start buying gifts for all.  Enjoy!

Episode 56: Bedtime Stories.  Join Paul and Dave as they regale stories of entertaining their children at bedtime.  Enjoy!

Episode 55: The List.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss a list of things that are now illegal. Enjoy!

Episode 54- Halloween 2.  Join Dave and Paul as they chat about more spooky tales in this week's episode. Enjoy!

Episode 53- Swallow, Swallow! Join Dave, Paul and Maggie as they discuss recurring nightmares.

Episode 52- Fifty tEwwww.  On their first anniversary episode, join Paul, Dave and Maggie as they discuss things that make you go Ewwww! Enjoy!

Episode 51- The Dork Forest. Dave and Paul chat about gaming, Dave's "goatee", new hires and other randomness this week.  Enjoy!

Episode 50- Oh, Sh*@!  Join Paul, Dave and Maggie as they talk their way through a lot of tough situations.  Enjoy!

Episode 49- Scaredy Dave.  Paul and Maggie scare Dave to demonstrate what it's like to be jumpy and then delve into stories of being scared. Enjoy!

Episode 48- Birthdays.  Join Paul, Dave and guest Maggie Fisher as they talk about birthdays, because it is Paul's, and that's what you do.  Enjoy!

Episode 47- Friendship Bear.  Join Paul, Dave and special guest Greg as they discuss their take on friendship.  Enjoy!

Episode 46- Breaking News. Join Dave and Paul as they take a look at some breaking news in the headlines. Enjoy!

Episode 45- Problem Solving. Join Dave and Paul this week as they discuss changes and come up with solutions.  Enjoy!

Episode 44: Relax, Man.  Let Paul and Dave rummage through their memories while they explain how two old men like to relax.  Enjoy!

Episode 43: Back To School.  Join Paul and Dave as they reminisce about heading back to school and what's wrong with kids today.  Enjoy!

Episode 42: Tech Wars. Join Dave and Paul as they air their frustrations when good tech goes bad. Enjoy!

Episode 41: Bug Out. This week Paul and Dave discuss the movie Lucy and the thoughts surrounding the ideas of the plot. Enjoy!

Episode 40- Concerts Part Duex.  Paul just had a baby, Dave just copped a feel.  Learn all about it this week on Tales From The Front Porch.  Enjoy!

Episode 39- Date Night.  Paul has had a sordid dating past.  Dave maybe dated a girl.  Find out more in this week's episode! Enjoy!

Episode 38- Name Game.  Join Dave and Paul as they catch up on who Dave blew up on the 4th, and Paul gets into the quest of the right name for his imminent baby boy.  Enjoy!

Episode 37- Independence Day.  Join Paul and Dave as they reminisce about the 4th of July.  Enjoy!

Episode 36- Medical Misadventure.  Join Paul and Dave as they recount stories of humility and horror whilst undergoing medical treatment.  Enjoy!

Episode 35: It is on FIRE!  Join Paul and Dave as they discuss the joys of Father's day and then jump into hurting themselves, or at least stories in which they do. This week's all new segment: Two Lies and a Yup.  Enjoy!

Episode 34: Sideshow Parenting.  Paul had a lovely night out with his family.  Apparently the other patrons didn't think so. Dave and Paul discuss unsolicitated parenting advice from strangers.  Enjoy!

Episode 33: Eh...Meh.  Join Dave and Paul in another episode where Paul offers Dave the forbidden fruit, Dave learns what all the cool kids are saying and they talk about reuniting with people they knew from long ago. Enjoy!

Episode 32: Toddler Time Bomb. Join Paul and Dave as they navigate the joys of children at restaurants, Dave's inability to heal, and his obsession with redoing his home his way.  Enjoy!

Episode 31- Zero Tolerance.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss society's lack of judgement and animal encounters.  Enjoy!

Episode 30: Kobayashi Maru.  Join Paul and Dave as they discuss the no-win situations in life.  Enjoy!

Episdoe 29: Yard Work.  Join Dave and Paul as they discuss their lack of green thumbs in this week's episode.  Enjoy!

Episode 28: Pets. Paul walked into a bloodbath yesterday morning and Dave shoots his cat twice a day.  Enjoy!

Episode 27-Rough Jobs.  Dave and Paul take their jobs and shove it.  Enjoy!

Episode 26: Nostalgia.  Dave and Paul just wrapped up taxes and are cleaning out their boxes.  This brings them to reminisce about 'the good ole days'.  Enjoy!

Episode 25- (Untitled).  Paul and Dave get random in a weird week that has no form.  Enjoy!

Episode 24: Cleaning.  Paul got a surprise visit from his 90 year old Grandmother today, so he had to hurry and make the house spotless.  Dave can relate.  Enjoy!

Episode 23-Dingbat.  Join Paul and Dave and special guest Darin Kuehler as they talk about the things that go bump in the night, and day, against your car. Enjoy!

Ep22-Flatulence.  Dave brings in a topic from our Facebook Fan Page.  Paul can barely contain his excitement!  Enjoy!

Episode 21- Contests.  Dave is the lucky one, and Paul has had his share of well-earned rewards.  Listen as they give the ins and outs about contests.  Enjoy!

Episode 20: Creepy Kids. Paul's got some creepy kids.  Dave's got stories. Enjoy!

Episode 19: Homeownership.  Dave and Paul are back with tales of home-woe-nership.  Enjoy!

Episode 18: New Jobs.  Dave is out of town due to a death in the family, so Paul asked a local fan who submitted a letter to join him on the porch in Dave's stead.  Mike Trifillis and Paul discuss new jobs and the opportunities they present.  Enjoy!

Episode 17: Injuries.  Dave and Paul compare war wounds on this extremely macho episode.  Enjoy!

Episode 16: Christmas.  Join Paul and Dave as they gather around the fireplace (on the porch) and tell tales of holidays old.  Enjoy!

Episode 15: First jobs.  Dave and Paul have worked for a while.  Learn how it all began. Enjoy!

Episode 14: Road Trips.  You ever taken a spontaneous road trip? Enjoy Dave and Paul's recounting of theirs!

Episode 13: Traditions.  Paul and Dave just survived Thanksgiving and get chatty about some holiday traditions.  Enjoy!

Episode 12: Adventure.  Dave and Paul recount tales from their adventurous sides.  Please note, this episode may not be entirely safe for work.  Enjoy!

Episode 11: Embarrassed.  Dave and Paul tell tales of being embarrassed.  Enjoy!

Episode 10: Pet Peeves.  Paul angry. You may enjoy listening to Paul when he's angry. Dave is more peeved than angry. Enjoy! Music by Brett Mertins